So this happened:
Me: "I hate being put on pedestals. There are only two things you can do on a pedestal: look pretty, or fall off."
Em: "I know, it's the worst."
5 minutes later (in a conversation about how Nutella is one of my weaknesses)
Em: "You have weaknesses?"
Me: "Yes. Why?"
Em: "You're not allowed to have weaknesses. You're Megan Beth Armknecht."
Me: "Sister! You just put me on a pedestal."
Em: " . . . you're pretty."
We are so funny. How do people even stand it?