In the past 48 hours, I have been twelve kinds of awkward.
-Accidentally walking into the men's bathroom? Check.
-Literally running into someone as I turned the corner in the JFSB? Also check.
-Forgetting to put the milk I just bought in the fridge? You betcha.
I probably have bright red lipstick on my teeth. It would be my luck.
All of the awkward. All of the time. I just can't help it.