Ugly Jumpers.

I have been amused and slightly disturbed by the amount of puff-balls, sparkles, and Olafs on Christmas sweaters here.

Here are some of my favorites:

[It's like the jumper was rolled in some kind of tinsel factory, and then elves dropped candy canes on it.]

[I am so glad that Rudolph is showing us the way to the North Pole with his puff-ball red nose and his googly-eyes. Especially his googly-eyes.]

[Is it a Christmas tree? Is it a hoodie? Oh wait, it's BOTH! It's a Troodie!]

[And then this one. Ohhhh, this one. It is an advent calendar. And it can be yours for a steal of 5 pounds.]

Moral of the story. England wins the contest for ugly Christmas jumpers.  So if you want to win an ugly sweater contest, pick up one of these beauties at your local Primark.